Tito Conrad
Nap Director
I love sloths, but that doesn’t mean I’m lazy. Now if you’ll excuse me, it’s nap time.
Hired
- 2017
Location
- Remote
As a part-time security officer and full-time nap director, Tito helps keep us both safe and happy on the job. Tito’s pawsitive attitude and snuggling expertise are critical ingredients for the success of our local team. Originally from Texas, Tito was displaced by Hurricane Harvey and eventually had to relocate to Iowa, where he met his best friend and colleague Garrett Conrad.
Productivity may not be Tito’s strongest suit, but his lengthy midday naps are legendary. When he’s not asleep, Tito also stays vigilant for any signs of terrifying intruders like delivery personnel, neighborhood kids, or shifty squirrels.
“Tito takes his security duties very seriously,” says Garrett. “He might look adorable, but his bark can make anyone think twice about approaching.”
When he’s not on duty, Tito indulges in his favorite treats, cheese and bacon. He also enjoys playing with his beloved sloth toys or snuggling on the couch with his mom for a TV marathon.
